Friday, May 28, 2010
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
NOW I get it!
Mark pointed out to me awhile ago that no one drives with their windows down anymore.
Now, I can't not notice it.
I think it finally occurred to me today why these people are all sealed up in their aerodynamic little transportation pods.
When your trying to carry on a phone conversation in your satellite navigated, XM radioed, TV screen hanging from the ceiling, electronic doo-dadded status symbol, you certainly don't want to be distracted by that pesky out of doors stuff.
I sure would hate for these people to miss something.
Now, I can't not notice it.
I think it finally occurred to me today why these people are all sealed up in their aerodynamic little transportation pods.
When your trying to carry on a phone conversation in your satellite navigated, XM radioed, TV screen hanging from the ceiling, electronic doo-dadded status symbol, you certainly don't want to be distracted by that pesky out of doors stuff.
I sure would hate for these people to miss something.
Monday, May 24, 2010
For years now...
I've been yammering on about how I need to carry a tape recorder around to catch all the weirdo conversations I either overhear, or am directly involved in.
I have no idea how to make that happen of course...what with the tape recorder having gone the way of the phone chord and all.
Here's a few, just off the top of my head, from this past weekend.
Saturday:
Guy inspecting my bike: "So...the exhaust. Baffles yes? Or....no?"
Me: "Sure."
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Yuppie who pulls up to a store entrance in his Highlander, to some hipster kid on a moped, as I am passing between the two of them: "Hey smart guy! You're not the only one who rides a scooter you know! You just passed me on the right! You really should learn how to ride!"
Me, to said yuppie in Highlander: "That's the gayest thing I've ever heard."
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Voice from a crowd, to a drunk guy in what can only be described as "Garanimals for Grown Ups" (Picture a Hawaiian shirt, navy blue background & a small,busy, pastel, geometric print, matching shorts and a navy pork pie...Oh! and flip flops)as he is trying to get on a too-tall for him mountain bike: "You're gonna ride a bike?!?!"
Drunk guy, without looking back at the crowd: "Shut up!"
Sunday:
Random attendee at a car show: "Wow!! What year is this bike?!?!"
Me: "1970...mostly."
Random guy: "I almost died on a bike just like this!"
Me: "Hey! Me too!"
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Owner of a pretty neat '70 Chevelle: "Why the hell do people keep pointing out the dent in the fender to me? I know its there! I did it. 12 years ago!"
Me: "Awesome."
I have no idea how to make that happen of course...what with the tape recorder having gone the way of the phone chord and all.
Here's a few, just off the top of my head, from this past weekend.
Saturday:
Guy inspecting my bike: "So...the exhaust. Baffles yes? Or....no?"
Me: "Sure."
_____________________
Yuppie who pulls up to a store entrance in his Highlander, to some hipster kid on a moped, as I am passing between the two of them: "Hey smart guy! You're not the only one who rides a scooter you know! You just passed me on the right! You really should learn how to ride!"
Me, to said yuppie in Highlander: "That's the gayest thing I've ever heard."
_______________________________________
Voice from a crowd, to a drunk guy in what can only be described as "Garanimals for Grown Ups" (Picture a Hawaiian shirt, navy blue background & a small,busy, pastel, geometric print, matching shorts and a navy pork pie...Oh! and flip flops)as he is trying to get on a too-tall for him mountain bike: "You're gonna ride a bike?!?!"
Drunk guy, without looking back at the crowd: "Shut up!"
Sunday:
Random attendee at a car show: "Wow!! What year is this bike?!?!"
Me: "1970...mostly."
Random guy: "I almost died on a bike just like this!"
Me: "Hey! Me too!"
__________________
Owner of a pretty neat '70 Chevelle: "Why the hell do people keep pointing out the dent in the fender to me? I know its there! I did it. 12 years ago!"
Me: "Awesome."
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Saturday...
I don't often post on Saturdays but I skipped off Thursday.
It all evens out.
You should go HERE today (30 years?!?!) and there:
tomorrow.
It all evens out.
You should go HERE today (30 years?!?!) and there:
tomorrow.
Friday, May 21, 2010
For 2 days now
A local college radio station has been playing nothing but Tom Waits.
(Fuck you FCC....FUCK YOU!)
It's reminded me exactly how great the guy is....
Punk rock's Hoagy Carmichael.
(Fuck you FCC....FUCK YOU!)
It's reminded me exactly how great the guy is....
Punk rock's Hoagy Carmichael.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Just five random pictures of motorcycles
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Oh....it's expensive....
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Gonna be a few days
Friday, May 14, 2010
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
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