Kill Your Television II....Electric Boogal...er...you know.

So, if you happen to find yourself up & watching TV at 3 a.m. (Don't ask, it happens) you're bound to run in to these infomercials for the "New" Blue Blocker Sunglasses that are now, apparently, in HD.
Again, I'm sorry, what?
HD, as in "High Definition"....sunglasses?
If you're wearing them then, you are most likely outside.
You know, the out of doors?
Where the sun is?
With the air?
And....all the stuff?
If you don't find the outdoors already "Highly defined" I think you might have bigger things wrong with you.
The sort of things all the, "As seen on TV" U.V. protection in the world won't help.
Any guess as to how long before these marketing geniuses start telling us they offer retinal protection in, "Amazing, life-like 3D?"
Here's some decidedly low resolution, no definition, 2 dimensional photos to soothe the nerves.
Made with the technology of the previous century: